Is it just me, or are gas pumps increasingly complex and confusing? Whenever I am forced to use a new station, I stand in front of the pump like an idiot for like 5 minutes… which way does my card go in? Can I pay outside? Do I slide my card and then push buttons or vice versa? There is a “Yes” button and an “Enter” button… why? Which one means, ok, please start the gas now? And then, they all switch up the order of the octane levels… so you have to be very careful not to fill up with premium gasoline when you just need regular. And then I have to be careful to not accidentally purchase a car wash…. seriously, I just need to put gas in my car!